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Friday, October 18, 2002

Why I am an Atheist. I felt inspired by a post on Chris Taylor's weblog to produce a manifesto of my own. Chris identifies the wide diversity of belief system as reason for casting doubt on all of them. While I would point out that each of them should ultimately be rejected on the basis of their own demerits, their diversity exposes the subjectivity which underpins concepts of "the divine." My oft-stated reason for disbelief is this: I have never heard an adequate, formal, objective definition of "God." How am I supposed to say "yes, I believe in God" when you can't tell me what "God" is? Atheism is simply the absence of theistic belief. If no religion can provide me with a reasonable, specific belief about God, then I can't say that I have one.

It is a sad fact, but I think the most clear descriptions of God are the mere "God of the gaps" versions. For example, a Deist believes in no personal god. But the Deist does believe that there must have been some "greater power" who set the universe in motion but then abandoned it. This belief is a convenient way out of logical conundrums such as "how can the universe simply pop into existence from nowhere?" I.e., Deism is a way of maintaining a strict scientific world view without having to deal with the supposed paradoxes of Atheism.

I don't have anything against Deists. I might call myself a Deist or a Unitarian or a Humanist if being an Atheist gets too sticky. But, as one illustration of a failed but popular (among theologians) definition for "God", I want to examine God as "the being than which non greater can be conceived". The subjectivity here is obvious: what is greatness? Greatness Buddha-style? Greatness Jesus-style? Jim Jones-style? Ghengis Khan-style? Hitler-style? All of the above? Why? I think James pointed out some time ago that this definition has a close similarity to "the joke than which none funnier can be conceived." Scientists have evidently discovered that joke (as reported here). It is:

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"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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Maybe the joke is amusing, but I've heard funnier. Funnier to me, that is. This joke is the least-common-denominator of humor. If we took God to be defined by the least common denominator of everyone's personal notion of "greatness," he'd end up being about as great as that joke is funny.

The bottom line is that there are at least as many (and I say more) problems and paradoxes wrapped up with theistic belief than with atheism. These paradoxes go back to the dawn of written lanuage. "Does God declare the law because it is good or is the law good because God declares it?" "Can God create a rock so heavy he can't lift it?" "When God does something, does he do it for specific reasons (implying that He merely obeys laws which are greater than Him), or does he do it for no specific reasons (implying that He just does things at random, and is therefore insane)?" "The universe had to come from somewhere (that's why we believe in God, right?), but where did God have to come from?" "Where's Kolob?" and so on.

But the more important, non-theological point that Ive left out is this: religion gives another set of labels by which people can draw lines and boders between each other. It is another means of saying "you are different from me, and you are beneath me." It is rarely sufficient for a religion to espouse a viewpoint; it must push that viewpoint on others via politics and terrorism. It was militant Islamists who attacked the World Trade Center. It was militant Christians who bombed abortion clinics. Militant Hindus and militant Muslims create havoc in parts of India. It is the dogmatic fundamentalism of Mormons, Southern Baptists and others that cause continual grief for homosexuals in the U.S. They foment hatred and it breeds violence. The children who's parents take them to the dominant church end up throwing rocks at the children who's parents take them to the lesser church. The same self-righteousness makes older children feel justified when they harrass and murder heretics and sodomites.

I have to make the concession that not all religious people act this way. Most fundamentalists don't listen that closely to their ministers. But enough people will take the extreme position to make it a problem. The irrational beliefs of Christianity (most of which are not gleaned from the Bible at all), make their way into public policy through political efforts of churches. In total, large organized religions tend to resist and delay every progressive change. Only smaller organizations (such as Unitarian-Universalists) embedded in diverse communities can genuinely tolerate an improvement in humanity at their own expense.

Another story just came in from email-forward space. Thanks to a link I gleaned from Chris Taylor's weblog, I have been able to confirm that the following story is, in fact, an urban legend. You can read the history of it here.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the Lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own Insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA !

Thursday, October 17, 2002

According to this article, a pledge made by Emperor Hirohito at the end of WWII, to take responsibility for Japan's war activities, was missing from a set of official documents recently released by the Japanese Foreign Ministry. It also mentions that Hirohito is posthumously known as Emperor Showa, a name which is eerily similar to the Hebrew word for "Holocaust", Shoah. Spooky.

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Well, I got married yesterday. I haven't had much time to post because my wife (Erin) keeps sneeking up on me and forcibly waxing parts of my back. I have a moment of rest now because I finally gave in and let her wax it all. I needed several swigs of rum to get through the ordeal. This wax was way worse than Nads. Dave Nadded my back once and it wasn't so bad. But the wax was so damn pully... I can't imagine what it must be like for someone with REAL back hair to have a full back wax. Anyway, I'll have some photos eventually from our kick-ass ninja wedding. We got in, we got out, we did what we came to do, and nobody saw us. The batteries went dead on my digital camera, so we just took photos with a regular camera. Special thanks to our official sponsors, MichaelCo, a subsidiary of RachaelCorp. We never could have got married without their 25 bucks. Here's a photo from our ninja-dinner at Desert Edge right after the wedding:

the big wedding dinner. yay.

My friend Margo, who works at the Desert Edge, was nice enough to give us some wedding cookies and a nice piece of "wedding cake" (carrot cake). Mmmmmm.

Monday, October 14, 2002

Saturday was Crowleymas, and it was a fine celebration for all. Too many things are shut down today, it being the Monday after Crowleymas and all. I think it needs a name. Maybe Ash Crowleymas. Or maybe a more precise name like Crash Monday ("CRowleymas ASH Monday"). I took a few nice photos, but I can't post them until I get my file quota fixed. Many fine essays were presented, and one faithful Crowleymite took a vow of silence for one week. You can read my Crowleymas essay here, if you want to.