Bedewed

Dear Middle to Upper Middle Class America:

The Sopranos is not Ulysses. Nor is it The Tempest. Nor is it La Dolce Vita. Nor is it The Magic Flute. Nor is it Landscape With the Fall of Icarus.

Please stop talking about it as if it were. In every magazine and newspaper within your purview. And online. And beamed into my dreams, Futurama-style.

In fact, The Sopranos is not even Futurama.

Sincerely,