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Saturday, March 13, 2004

This is an amusing article from The Daily Utah Chronicle, by Chris Bellamy:
LDS films get Oscar shaft again: Speaking of godliness, ominously missing from the Oscar noms were such local darlings as 'The R.M.,' 'The Work and the Story,' 'The Book of Mormon Movie,' 'Day of Defense' and everyone's favorite classic, 'Pride and Prejudice'-the hallmarks of Mormon cinema 2003. That's right, folks-the LDS cinema epidemic...er, 'movement,' just keeps on growing. Think of it as a mini Renaissance...except crappy. Keep in mind that I'm saying this as a Mormon (that's right, freaky long hair and all). But the phenomenon of Mormon movies grows more baffling by the year. All of a sudden, it's trendy-it's a fad, the new thing for all young, ambitious, completely untalented Mormons everywhere. First, it was scrapbooking. Then everyone realized there are only so many ways one can decorate a makeshift picture frame, and the whole thing just became blas?. So the LDS faithful started making movies instead, quality and talent be damned! Devout Mormon and former Daily Herald of Provo columnist Eric Snider said it best in his review of the shockingly bad 'Day of Defense.' 'Even non-filmgoers-even obscure humans who have never set foot in a movie theater-ought to be dismayed that a movie of this caliber was created by their fellow man. A national day of mourning ought to be set aside, and then there ought to be mass suicides.' A note to Mormon filmmakers everywhere: Stop it. If you think you're somehow, in some way, spreading the word, you're not. Were I not Mormon and caught one of your movies in the cineplex, I'd not only never convert to Mormonism, but I'd make it a point to swear off casserole, green Jell-O and marital procreation forever.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

An email petitition supporting the Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage:
The Guardian | Holy matrimony: the authorised version: The US presidential Prayer Team is urging us to 'pray for the President' as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Any religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team's admirable goals, is a proposed constitutional amendment to codify marriage on biblical principles: 1. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5) 2. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines, in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21) 3. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21) 4. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:109; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30 5. Since marriage is for life, neither this constitution nor the constitution of any State shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9) 6. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall either be slain or pay a fine of one shoe. (Gen 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10)"