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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Judge orders man to attend church services

Does "separation of church and state" mean that churches can substitute for jails? Well, why not? They're already expected to fill in the gaps of social wellfare and medical care (e.g. hospitals). Apparently they can replace jail time. A man in Cincinatti was conviccted of racially motivated threats. The judge told him he could either go to jail or attend black churches for a while:

A judge gave Brett Haines a choice Friday: Go to jail or go to church.

The Anderson Township man, convicted of disorderly conduct, immediately chose six weeks of Sunday worship over 30 days in the Hamilton County Justice Center.

But there’s a catch.

Haines, who was accused of using racial slurs and threatening a black cab driver, must attend services at any one of Cincinnati’s predominantly African-American churches.

“It seems readily apparent to me that you don’t like black people,” Judge William Mallory Jr. told Haines. “That’s OK with me. But you have to understand that you are at the whim and authority of a black judge.”

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Mallory said he was concerned about maintaining a separation between church and state, so he asked Haines if the option would offend his beliefs.

Haines said he was not a church-going man but would like to give it a try.

“Absolutely,” he said when given the choice.

His lawyer, Dennis Deters, said his client told him the sentence might do him some good, and assistant prosecutor Kirstin Fullen raised no objection.

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Wilson [the cab driver] said he hoped the sentence would work, but he would have preferred Haines serve his 30 days.

“Church don’t change everybody,” he said.

Perhaps one day the churches will serve as complete alternative governments. You can go to jail, or you can go to church. You can go to the municipal court, or to the religious court. You can pay taxes or you can tithe. It'll work out just fine.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Damned damned forms.

I'm not the only person the IRS is fucking with for no reason over trivial forms. A couple in Washington State requested an instructional booklet from the IRS. The IRS, being a pack of stupid delinquent retarded fuckers, sent them 48,000 copies of the wrong booklet in multiple shipments. According to an article in the Seattle Times:

What the Lawsons wanted was a single copy of the Form 1040 instructions for 2003 to help fix them a numerical error on their returns that has resulted in them having to pay $300 a month in back taxes since they filed their return for that year.

What they got on Wednesday evening, three weeks after their call, was a UPS Inc. delivery of 12 boxes containing 2,000 copies each — 24,000 booklets in all — of the Form 1040 instructions for 2005.

The wrong booklets were sent from Bloomington, Ill., and arrived at the right place despite being addressed to Chimacum, D.C., instead of Chimacum, Wash.

"We're hoping they'll be more understanding of our error since they made this big error," Lawson told the Peninsula Daily News of Port Angeles on Thursday.

He said he was unable to get the IRS to return his calls, and the newspaper also was unable to get a return call from the agency's media relations office in Seattle.

The schiavo's at the IRS just barely succeeded in this prank, having failed to properly address the packages. Our government is spending billions fighting "terrorists" all over the world when millions of Americans are terrorized every day by that troop of drugged chimps that staffs the IRS. Why can't we go to war against them instead?