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Friday, June 03, 2005

Well, that settles it.

I've always suspected that, if Jesus was likely to have looked like anything, it would have probably been a fetus. Now we know for sure. We now have incontrovertible evidence that there is a God and that there was a historical Jesus. We have a photo of Him and, in keeping with Catholic teachings, He lives in the womb. Specifically, He lives in this womb:

THE face of JESUS has appeared in an ultrasound scan of a baby in the womb.

Stunned mum-to-be Erica Brazier saw the image seven months into her troubled pregnancy with her daughter.

The child got borned a month early, and was named "Aallyah," a fitting name which means "Jesus' twin." We know that it has to be Jesus in the photo, because who else would show up in an ultrasound?

1 Comments:

At 6/3/05, 9:07 PM, Blogger James said...

How disappointing. I'd always hoped that Jesus would return as a flying, fire-breathing dragon-dog with fangs and covered in diamonds and gold, not some boring old fetus.

The Christian god has lost his senses of showmanship and panache.

 

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