Westboro Baptist nears elimination of all gayness.

Just for a lark, I thought I'd check out the good ol' folks over at Westboro Baptist and see what they've been up to lately. They haven't slowed down a bit! In fact, I can't help but wonder if they've been taken over by satirists. Check out their schedule of upcoming events:

• WBC to picket the hypocritical farce calling itself the Greater Lawrence Christian Men's Association Spring Breakfast - 7:30 a.m., Sat. May 14 - at the sodomite whorehouse masquerading as Corpus Christi Catholic Church, 6001 Bob Billings Parkway, Lawrence
• WBC to celebrate the 161st Anniversary of Whoremonger Joseph Smith's entry into Hell June 27, 1844, by picketing the Mormon Morons Traveling Sodomite Dance Troop aka Brigham Young University-Idaho's Dance Alliance - 7:30 p.m. Fri. May 20 at Washburn Fag U's White Concert Hall
• WBC to picket the filthy dyke Methodist preacher - Irene Stroud - at Memorial United Methodist Church, 250 Bryant Ave., White Plains, N.Y., on Sunday, May 22 at 10 a.m.; and, at First Methodist Church of Germantown, 6023 Germantown Ave., Philadelphia, Penn., on Sunday, May 29 at 10 a.m.; and, at filthy dyke 'partner' Chris Paige's sodomite whorehouse masquerading as Tabernacle United Church, 3700 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, on Sunday, May 29 at 11 a.m.

I've never heard anyone express such loathing for the BYU dance apparatus. I'm also quite curious about this farce that calls itself a "spring breakfast." Since its in Corpus Christi, in close proximity to Mexico, I'm envisioning huevos rancheros might be on the menu. Damn that filthy, tasty breakfast.