Easter is about Jesus, not bunnies. Therefore, let us graphically defame and kill the Easter Bunny in front of horrified children, and let us smash his eggs, angrily declaring that "there is no Easter Bunny [any more]!" and there shall be no egg hunt. Children will grow up to be better people if they are frightened into the clutches of the Lord.

Newsday.com - National News: It may not have been as gruesome as Mel Gibson's movie, but many parents and children got upset when a church trying to teach about Jesus' crucifixion performed an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs. ...Melissa Salzmann, who brought her 4-year-old son J.T., said the program was inappropriate for young children. "He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped," Salzmann said. ...Performers broke eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman, said Jennifer Norelli-Burke, another parent who saw the show in Glassport, a community about 10 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

Go God go!