Okay, sure:

The Yo-God God Detector.

I can dig it. From the "One-of-a-Kind" section:

God is love, and love means you'll never have to say you're sorry you purchased this heart-shaped Yo-God God Detector. This reddish-purple die-cast heart has a silver-tone edge, and is dotted with small shiny hearts. It is designed to stand on a table top, and measures 5" tall by 5" wide, with a 2 1/4" detector dial. -- $24.99

The comments section is out-of-control. (By the way, this should be one of those Google ads above, now.)