Finally the religion industry is speaking to me in a language I can understand...

NCBuy Weird News: Pastor Fighting Porn With Midgets - 2003-12-24: "Pastor Craig Gross -- who runs an anti-porn website called xxxchurch.com -- has just completed the world's first anti-porn TV commercial. The 30-second ad details the adventures of a midget named Eddie and the moral is 'porn stunts growth.' It's not politically correct but Gross says, these days, even the Lord has to use the 'Jackass' mentality to get His message across to the young men most susceptible to pornography addiction. He insists he asked the midget for his input before filming and the midget said he had done more degrading things."