In references to James' post on the monkey song: Falwell refers to the "miracle of recording" as being responsible for bringing us the song. I guess, in my rabid Satanism, I've somehow overlooked the contributions of Jesus to technology and every day life. What if Jesus hadn't invented the grammophone? Where would we be? All those Satan-woshipping rockers and Sodomite rappers should really think about that the next time they get ready to abuse God's invention with their filthy tongues. Jesus has given us so many miracles over the years: the miracle of direct-current electricity, the miracle of electric motors, the miracle of electric lights, the miracle of moving pictures, and .... oh, wait! That was all Thomas Edison! It's so easy to get human science and ingenuity confused with divine miracles when your whole life revolves around church.