Today I visited the world's largest mall here in Edmonton. It has multiple amusement parks, several mini-golf courses, a go-cart race track, two Radio Shacks, an undefined number of stereo shops, a shop devoted to blacklight stuff... you name it. I bought this kick-ass yin-yang hologram watch while I was there:

There's also a water park with a simulated beach, and (as you can see), an aquarium tank with live dolphins:

As if all this wasn't enough, the mall was full of crazy manequins, like oddly colored plus-size models, or these post-nuclear children:

Children are supposed to have heads! And their legs just don't bend like that! Creepy!