Assassinate our federal officials! Isn't that funny?

Ann Coulter, everyone's favorite widely-read neo-Nazi pundit, remarked in a public address this week that "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee." She then said "That's just a joke, for you in the media." That's hilarious! That's even funnier than when Pat Robertson suggested someone should nuke the State Department. Bwaahahaha! That's some good humor. I've got some funny jokes of my own:

• Someone should plant land mines around Gorge W. Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas!
• Someone should really drive an explosive-loaded truck into Bill First's church during Sunday services! Why stop there? Let's hit all the conservative churches! Hehe!
• Someone should get together three snipers and position them strategically to catch Alito in a deadly cross-fire!
• Someone should infiltrate Dick Chaney's staff, get close to him, and then stab him in the throat! Ha!

Those were just jokes, of course, because I have a very conservative, wholesome value-driven sense of humor. In a country where medical students of middle-eastern descent can't even have a private conversation over breakfast in Georgia without creating a nation-wide terrorism panic, its nice to see that white religious conservatives can still openly call for the assassination of their political rivals. Surely this is the true meaning of Free Speech, and is precisely what the Founders envisioned when they penned the First Amendment.