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Yahoo! News - German Police Investigate Potato Computer Scam: "German police are investigating after an angry man returned a computer he had just bought saying it was packed with small potatoes instead of computer parts." The store replaced the computer free of charge but became suspicious when he returned a short time later with another potato-filled computer casing, police in the western city of Kaiserslautern said on Monday.