Er, um... Michael Jackson. (What more can you say?)

Aftenposten Nettutgaven, Local: Three Oslo teenagers have been on a secret private visit to pop idol Michael Jackson at his pleasure park Neverland Ranch in California... The trip to Neverland should have lasted a week, but the boys have now been gone nearly four weeks. "I have faith in the judgment of both Omer and my son. Besides, I don't believe all the claims and rumors about Michael Jackson, even if I have them in the back of my mind. I am more worried about the conduct of American police than I am about the claims against Michael Jackson," the mother of one of the boys told VG.