Here's a concise statement of the Clark "scandals" I've been mentioning:

GOP Wannabe Clark Caught in Lie (What, again??): "GOP Wannabe Clark Caught in Lie (What, again??) NewsMax.com ^ | 9/23/03 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff Posted on 09/23/2003 12:36 PM PDT by kattracks Presidential contender Wesley Clark has claimed, 'I would have been a Republican if Karl Rove had returned my phone calls.' Not true. As Fox News Channel's excellent Brit Hume pointed out last night, Weekly Standard has noted that the White House, which logs every incoming phone call, has no record of Clark ever calling Rove. Nor does Rove recall speaking with Clark."

Oh what a tangled web we weave.